I hav' ta admit -I'v neva ekspect da whol guilt blog fing ta werk. Butt it did - to may syrprize.
Wot me's wunted to write 'bout wus some o' da new fruntiers o' gamin' ixpirince. Or - wot gits say: All Points Bulletin: Reloaded. As i wus givyn a chansu to play da closit betta.
Da game itsulf chunged not much - wot git played da APB by RTW can see sume of da old stuff - you got dere, but changid a lil bit. Wot is main change - wot git obama wood say: is da grindhouse. Me means: you get the all cool stuff early in da game - speaking of clofing fings: like dem hoodiez, hokey masks and wot not - da only fingz dat are unlocked later in da game iz dem neat carz and wotnot. Da fing beeing - If i look wot i want like, and if i have a shoota wot i wont - wot is my reason to play moar? Aftur two weeks of da game i got a gun for 87k wot wood last me for anoda few months until completin' new shoot wif three slots and three rank three upgrades (mine shoota had two slots and one rank too upgarde wif one rank one upgrade wot wus more dan enuff to kill em gits in cloze quarterz.
I had my clothes, wot i made - and i sold dem, fer lot teeth wot gave me nuff monies to wast em on stoopid ideas. I got myself a car, wot wus useless but it looked gud - me finks, it costed as much as my shoota thou - wot wus stoopid as fer me.
General fing being: after two weeks I had enough cash to buy dem rank 2 upgrades, rank 2 weapons and a car wot looked gud - dat can be finked of like having dem sovereignz in da 'hamma rait now. But followin' Charlie Sheen - iv gotta asked meself: wot naow?
Wot wuz ahead of me wuz some hardcore grinding to get to dem bosses to unclock better cars and better shootas, to unlock dem betta upgrades and wotnot - but ven countin' it made me believe dat i wood have to play fer months to get all of dat since nider me is good shoota-boy nor symbol-maka: i made decent progress and decent shinies - but it still wood be months of playing - one or maybe two. Still: Wot i wood got wood be nice shoota and nice car - wot wood not change much: i wood be steal shootin alone' sinca majoreetee of dem oders are stoopid as fuck. Really.
My conclusion? Don't go ta APB - it changed a lil to da betta - but still it is not dat great...
Wednesday, 30 March 2011
Monday, 28 March 2011
Good Boy Dalgrimar
Dear Cabalists,
Welcome to my latest post. Unfortunately our members don’t behave well and I need to type these messages to warn them.
Today’s enfant terrible is Dalgrimar, our hardcore black orc. I am not going to criticize his play, since he is very good at it, but what is with the language. I bet all of you noticed that he gets overly excited and start to shout naughty words, and make an awful black gangster rapper impersonation.
As you know recently I warned him and made my point by following statement;
“First of all Dalgrimar, order don’t hear your curses while you are shouting in mumble so it does not make any sense. Secondly, trying to be an African-American is just lame. Be proud of your color and relax about the size issues.”
At first he did not take it seriously so I made a short talk with his mom and this is the result.
Now his mouth is washed, you can witness how calm he is and apologizes every time he curses.
Anyway take this as a warning my fellow cabalists whenever you broke the chivalry rules of our guild you’ll find me with necessary tools.
By the way I hope you noticed that Morholt got the message and does not pick on our 90+ players anymore. Good boy Morholt.
Sincerely yours,
Gobomgozrag Gufrik
Wednesday, 23 March 2011
Morholt stop picking on our 90+ or else
Dear Cabalists,
Recently I noticed that Morholt is picking on our 90+ players. However, Erst is incompetent to answer the hotfoot and Nirnak does not spare time for it. In this dark times, I announce my self as the protector of our rare and precious 90+ players. (By the way did you noticed he is not teasing Morash, do I smell an intimate relationship?)
For this reason I made a deal with a private eye and spied Morholt. Below you'll find some information on Morholt's eating habits. If he continues his behavior I'll unveil his darkest secrets...
Naaaah I won't do that he might cry.
Sincerly,
Gobomgozrag Gufrik
Recently I noticed that Morholt is picking on our 90+ players. However, Erst is incompetent to answer the hotfoot and Nirnak does not spare time for it. In this dark times, I announce my self as the protector of our rare and precious 90+ players. (By the way did you noticed he is not teasing Morash, do I smell an intimate relationship?)
For this reason I made a deal with a private eye and spied Morholt. Below you'll find some information on Morholt's eating habits. If he continues his behavior I'll unveil his darkest secrets...
Naaaah I won't do that he might cry.
BON APPETITE MORHOLT!!!
Sincerly,
Gobomgozrag Gufrik
Monday, 21 March 2011
Erst has reached rr 91....But it's not really the case.
Fellow Cabalists!
First of all sorry for lack of content about our MDPS Zealot - Erst. Better late than never so - Congratulations for reaching certain RR!
Now, to the point, I'm going to be straightforward. Erst's head looks like condom. That's a known fact and we, as a joint and several guild need to take necessary (and urgent) steps.
Please, any time we have an opportunity, let's help Erst in his hunt for appearance sentinel helm in BE.
This is important because frankly, eventhough we do better and better, his helm is ruining our reputation.
The fact that Erst has hidden his helm appearance doesnt help at all, look for yourself:
Erst in DF helm w/o any appearance:
Check this out!
Erst hiding his helm's appearance:
Check this one too.
So please, let's support our healer!
Sincerely,
Morholt aka Bitterfly
First of all sorry for lack of content about our MDPS Zealot - Erst. Better late than never so - Congratulations for reaching certain RR!
Now, to the point, I'm going to be straightforward. Erst's head looks like condom. That's a known fact and we, as a joint and several guild need to take necessary (and urgent) steps.
Please, any time we have an opportunity, let's help Erst in his hunt for appearance sentinel helm in BE.
This is important because frankly, eventhough we do better and better, his helm is ruining our reputation.
The fact that Erst has hidden his helm appearance doesnt help at all, look for yourself:
Erst in DF helm w/o any appearance:
Check this out!
Erst hiding his helm's appearance:
Check this one too.
So please, let's support our healer!
Sincerely,
Morholt aka Bitterfly

Saturday, 19 March 2011
Reaching rr 90...
This is how Nirnak feels after reaching RR 90. Initial hype was overtaken by epic sadness. Oh well.Looks like reaching rr 90 is generally as uplifting as smoking crack for 5 minutes =)
Yours,
Morholt aka Bitterfly
Monday, 14 March 2011
About Premade Parties
Hi guildies,
This is your beloved shaman, Gobomgozrag Gufrik. I would like to share my most important concern with you all.
Seems that our guild is getting bigger everyday with the attendance of active players. Almost every night at peak hours I see around 14-18 people online, considering most of them are rank 40 we have a decent amount of players every night.
However, there is one issue that needed to be focused on; our prime party is taking it slow to merge with other and convert into a warband.
It is obvious that we cannot join scenarios with double pre mades but at least we should talk with every single guildie online and invite them to our fight against midgets and pointy ear lion lovers.
I believe it is ours duty to talk with everyone as seniors and ask them join guild warband. We all know that with a decent warband everything is possible.
So I ask you to make our parties bigger whenever it is possible.
Thank you for your time,
Gobomgozrag Gufrik
The Civil Shaman
This is your beloved shaman, Gobomgozrag Gufrik. I would like to share my most important concern with you all.
Seems that our guild is getting bigger everyday with the attendance of active players. Almost every night at peak hours I see around 14-18 people online, considering most of them are rank 40 we have a decent amount of players every night.
However, there is one issue that needed to be focused on; our prime party is taking it slow to merge with other and convert into a warband.
It is obvious that we cannot join scenarios with double pre mades but at least we should talk with every single guildie online and invite them to our fight against midgets and pointy ear lion lovers.
I believe it is ours duty to talk with everyone as seniors and ask them join guild warband. We all know that with a decent warband everything is possible.
So I ask you to make our parties bigger whenever it is possible.
Thank you for your time,
Gobomgozrag Gufrik
The Civil Shaman
Saturday, 12 March 2011
Way to OP-ness - Congratulations Valandor!
Fellow Cabalists!
Valandor, our guild DoK has reached rr 90 - Congratulations! Now I won't die ever again on my squishy sorc (uhm yeah right~~) !
Still waiting for more members to turn 90+ ^^ Good luck with your RP leeching =)
Regards,
Morholt
Valandor, our guild DoK has reached rr 90 - Congratulations! Now I won't die ever again on my squishy sorc (uhm yeah right~~) !
Still waiting for more members to turn 90+ ^^ Good luck with your RP leeching =)
Regards,
Morholt
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
My concerns about Physical RDPS
Fellow Cabalists!
We al know that physical RDPS suffer the most of all archetypes. There is a lot of desinformation and misjudgement going on though. I tried to clarify it with my post on Bioware Forums. I also put link to the thread where phRDPS issues are listed step by step.
From my original post on Bioware forums:
"I'll keep refreshing this thread everytime it drops down a page I think.
Physical RDPS petition:
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/224/index/5349292/1
Physical RDPS issues, listed (two stats to stack, next to useless armor debuff etc.)
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/224/index/5307688/1
We can live with nerfed kiting capability (new RAs, self cleanse, resolute def etc.) but in exchange we want better (any actually!) dmg output.
@Mythic
ETA of changes. When are you planning to fix RDPS.
PS.
Infamous video of rr 100 SW vs rr 100 Marauder (if you haven't seen it yet Mythic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVWnyGgxcM
@EDIT
I also apoligize everyone for whole PhysicalRDPS community posting these things over and over again, but we have to take action."
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Feel free to comment fellow Cabalists! Every support on official website is welcome.
We al know that physical RDPS suffer the most of all archetypes. There is a lot of desinformation and misjudgement going on though. I tried to clarify it with my post on Bioware Forums. I also put link to the thread where phRDPS issues are listed step by step.
From my original post on Bioware forums:
"I'll keep refreshing this thread everytime it drops down a page I think.
Physical RDPS petition:
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/224/index/5349292/1
Physical RDPS issues, listed (two stats to stack, next to useless armor debuff etc.)
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/224/index/5307688/1
We can live with nerfed kiting capability (new RAs, self cleanse, resolute def etc.) but in exchange we want better (any actually!) dmg output.
@Mythic
ETA of changes. When are you planning to fix RDPS.
PS.
Infamous video of rr 100 SW vs rr 100 Marauder (if you haven't seen it yet Mythic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVWnyGgxcM
@EDIT
I also apoligize everyone for whole PhysicalRDPS community posting these things over and over again, but we have to take action."
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Feel free to comment fellow Cabalists! Every support on official website is welcome.
Sunday, 6 March 2011
Boring stuff from Morholt~~
Greetings Cabalists!
It's more of a test entrance, I just want to check if everything works.
I must say that I'm really happy with guild progress. We grew from 1 party to 2, yet we kept our smallscale spirit. Every day brings us new ranks and I think we have improved a lot, especially when we made everyone use enemy and mumble.
Soon some of our core members are going to turn Doomflayer - I count especially on Morash, Nirnak and Erst! Can't wait till we premade together again just to check if gear gap was all there ever was =) Fingers crossed guys!
One more word about our party setup. Keep looking around for a chosen. I really want to (ab) use him in our bombing setup. Resistance aura, I hear your call....
Finally - Remember to spread the word about our blog. Post the adress in your forum signature or something =o I know I'll definitely do it on Bioware forums.
Regards,
Morholt aka Bitterfly
It's more of a test entrance, I just want to check if everything works.
I must say that I'm really happy with guild progress. We grew from 1 party to 2, yet we kept our smallscale spirit. Every day brings us new ranks and I think we have improved a lot, especially when we made everyone use enemy and mumble.
Soon some of our core members are going to turn Doomflayer - I count especially on Morash, Nirnak and Erst! Can't wait till we premade together again just to check if gear gap was all there ever was =) Fingers crossed guys!
One more word about our party setup. Keep looking around for a chosen. I really want to (ab) use him in our bombing setup. Resistance aura, I hear your call....
Finally - Remember to spread the word about our blog. Post the adress in your forum signature or something =o I know I'll definitely do it on Bioware forums.
Regards,
Morholt aka Bitterfly
Tum' of Da Vuchur Lord
We got ta da Nehekara iesterday evenin'. An' we did sum killin - as de vise gitz say: "I's in yer base killin yer doodz" - so we did kill sum undead 'umiez wif lotsa shinies on 'em. Dem undead gitz be very chatty - dem speak all da time, even wen dyin' - dat's a reason dey die in da first place - wot stoopid git talk instead of choppin when stunties try to whack 'em? None - datz why we lived and undead 'umiez died. Fun timez.
Got sum stuff frem dere - Necro da chosen got sum aweshum smushin Tyrant boots - I got another shiny green glyph - i ask - wot i shood do wif it? Is bound ta me and i 'ave one so it'z useless. Sodin' glyph. Got sum teeth too - not much but alwayz. Dere wuz Quannik, Bitterfly, Dalgrimar, Sofistikated choppa Nirnak and me dere - at sum point dere came our boss - wot was drunk as fuck - but he stood fer a while and we all left.
Got sum stuff frem dere - Necro da chosen got sum aweshum smushin Tyrant boots - I got another shiny green glyph - i ask - wot i shood do wif it? Is bound ta me and i 'ave one so it'z useless. Sodin' glyph. Got sum teeth too - not much but alwayz. Dere wuz Quannik, Bitterfly, Dalgrimar, Sofistikated choppa Nirnak and me dere - at sum point dere came our boss - wot was drunk as fuck - but he stood fer a while and we all left.
Saturday, 5 March 2011
Final check before the presentation...
This is the fianl post which is supposed to check whether the damn shadows around the bloody pictures will appear and weather the post template is working so we dont need to put the little outline everytime it should be pasted in...
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