Many gitz ask wot iz da Cabal - dat iz stoopid qwestshun fer da Cabal is da Clan of Changy Humiez, Dark 'earted longears and sum greenskins (Green is bestest!). Howeva sain dat wood be much of understatement. Not dat da Cabal iz sum great clan like Bloody Sunz or Changy host - dem gitz from Cabal been to much of gook and smushed many. But wot is importunt iz dat dem Cabal gitz hold togetha thru much'o'shit. Some betrayed, sum just left and sum got married - overall all of dem Cabal gitz came back to smush orda together.
We heva da boss - but dat is uncertain weather it Morash or Erst - dem be brothers who look alike so dem powa goes to da gitz - as alwayz. Wot funny is dat Morash be a Magus wot is cunningly brutal and dem erst who is brutally cunning - but dat git 'ave sum problemz wif dem customerz. We got Enria - but dat git got lost in sum bushes back in a day and I's ain't sertain when she comez back to uz. We got da most changy 'umie eva - Szczypacz Zacieracz - dat git changed so many timez dat he even wuz midget once. Countless times. We got Nirnak da sofistikated choppa wot drinks sum hot herbs and wantz shiniez fer his jokes wot be as cold as his choppaz. We 'ave Dalgrimar da Black Ork wot is very gud killa-can - wot walks and kills... or at least ain't killed so often. Quannik da Dok - dat git is a tuff fixa. Ya get him to fix ya ya may be certain he won't die. We 'ave da Gobomgozrag Gufgrik - a mastafixa wot kills dem order fagz. And we 'ave me - Urdhgag Psilocybba wot is fixa wot is worse den dat git Gobo, but I kan pain't lovely and learn the kolorz. So I make for clan styla if ya gitz know wot i mean.
Dere iz many i 'ave not mentioned fer deeze gits i know the bestest from dem all - but we sure are one fighty bunch wot run premadas and not unly grups but also whole bands! We killt many - dat wotnot midget Sillpuri wuz dead fankz to Szczypacz and Gobo. Enria killt so many i don' 'ave space to write em down. Nirnak killt gitz wif his jokez and Dalgrima wif his choppa.
It dun matter if yer drunk
It dun matter if yer high
Come and join uz
Togetha we fly
Da Cabal is komin' to town!