King's speech #1 "debiut!?"

Welcome guild.

It's me - Your new leader (2nd after great myth Morash Roseflame)

I'm a good liar and I'll try to have bigger balls that I have (read: brave not stupid).

First I want to thank all of You for beeing in this conspiration (read: guild).

For people who are veterans now, there will be (just) a little changes, for rest... more than a little.
I'll not put any big acts of lore here. My guild brother Gobo is VERY helping me.
It's like it was with a new point at the end:
a) good taste and style
b) democracy
c) my way or a highway

I'll try to be as pro as Nirnak, as family as Gobo, as good as Scya, as fast thinking as Morholt,
as good cook as Enria, as happy as Dalgrimar and I'll try to understand Whezzer some day.


Once again thanks my brother (/bow), I'll not screw it and YOU MUST stay with us!

Erst Jager

Quiet days and...Quick Escape I

Fellow Cabalists!

First of all I wanted to tell you that despite his little car accident, Nirnak is all fine and on his way to Germany/Poland (His car bursted into flames spontaneously, nothing too serious or life-threatening though). We're looking forward to meet him soon.

Dalgrimar is going to be away till Wednesday I believe, due to his trip to UK.

Gobo felt quite ill recently, I hope he's all well now. Fingers crossed for you Gobo!

So don't panic, our core premade members are humans too and they need vacation/time off just like we do sometimes!

Now that I think of it....All of them are greenskins. Do you see the pattern?


Now let's get to some WAR related stuff. Lately, I've been doing some research (mostly better escape methods and how to position yourself better). This is what I 've found out - One of the new Renown abilities, namely Quick Escape is bugged and it won't dispell itself on casting, turning it into some sort of more desirable odjira (eventhough the speed bonus is lower), especially for kiters and healers.

The issue has been reported.

...And Mythic didn't react.

Just as a reminder:
Quick Escape I - Cost: 10 Renown points. On being hit: 5 % chance to gain 25% movement speed for the next 5 seconds. Quick Escape will dispel is the caster uses an ability (This does not apply)

Quick Escape II - Cost: 15 Renown points. Duration increased to 10 seconds.

Quick Escape III - Cost: 20 Renown points. Higher speed increase of 35%.


Try it for yourself if you're in need of it of course.


Sincerely,

Morholt aka Bitterfly

Scouting the Frontiers

I hav' ta admit -I'v neva ekspect da whol guilt blog fing ta werk. Butt it did - to may syrprize.


Wot me's wunted to write 'bout wus some o' da new fruntiers o' gamin' ixpirince. Or - wot gits say: All Points Bulletin: Reloaded. As i wus givyn a chansu to play da closit betta.

Da game itsulf chunged not much - wot git played da APB by RTW can see sume of da old stuff - you got dere, but changid a lil bit. Wot is main change - wot git obama wood say: is da grindhouse. Me means: you get the all cool stuff early in da game - speaking of clofing fings: like dem hoodiez, hokey masks and wot not - da only fingz dat are unlocked later in da game iz dem neat carz and wotnot. Da fing beeing - If i look wot i want like, and if i have a shoota wot i wont - wot is my reason to play moar? Aftur two weeks of da game i got a gun for 87k wot wood last me for anoda few months until completin' new shoot wif three slots and three rank three upgrades (mine shoota had two slots and one rank too upgarde wif one rank one upgrade wot wus more dan enuff to kill em gits in cloze quarterz.

I had my clothes, wot i made - and i sold dem, fer lot teeth wot gave me nuff monies to wast em on stoopid ideas. I got myself a car, wot wus useless but it looked gud - me finks, it costed as much as my shoota thou - wot wus stoopid as fer me.

General fing being: after two weeks I had enough cash to buy dem rank 2 upgrades, rank 2 weapons and a car wot looked gud - dat can be finked of like having dem sovereignz in da 'hamma rait now. But followin' Charlie Sheen - iv gotta asked meself: wot naow?

Wot wuz ahead of me wuz some hardcore grinding to get to dem bosses to unclock better cars and better shootas, to unlock dem betta upgrades and wotnot - but ven countin' it made me believe dat i wood have to play fer months to get all of dat since nider me is good shoota-boy nor symbol-maka: i made decent progress and decent shinies - but it still wood be months of playing - one or maybe two. Still: Wot i wood got wood be nice shoota and nice car - wot wood not change much: i wood be steal shootin alone' sinca majoreetee of dem oders are stoopid as fuck. Really.

My conclusion? Don't go ta APB - it changed a lil to da betta - but still it is not dat great...

Good Boy Dalgrimar

Dear Cabalists,

Welcome to my latest post. Unfortunately our members don’t behave well and I need to type these messages to warn them. 

Today’s enfant terrible is Dalgrimar, our hardcore black orc. I am not going to criticize his play, since he is very good at it, but what is with the language. I bet all of you noticed that he gets overly excited and start to shout naughty words, and make an awful black gangster rapper impersonation.

As you know recently I warned him and made my point by following statement;

“First of all Dalgrimar, order don’t hear your curses while you are shouting in mumble so it does not make any sense. Secondly, trying to be an African-American is just lame. Be proud of your color and relax about the size issues.”

At first he did not take it seriously so I made a short talk with his mom and this is the result.

Now his mouth is washed, you can witness how calm he is and apologizes every time he curses. 

Anyway take this as a warning my fellow cabalists whenever you broke the chivalry rules of our guild you’ll find me with necessary tools.

By the way I hope you noticed that Morholt got the message and does not pick on our 90+ players anymore. Good boy Morholt.

Sincerely yours,

Gobomgozrag Gufrik